Hardware store saleman (HSS)- "Can I help you find something?"
Me - "Yes, I need the top of a plunger. Not the stick, just the rubber part."
HSS - "Sure they are over here."
........few minutes later.........
HSS - "Finding everything ok?"
me - "Yes. But I have a question.
What sort of glue would I use to stick this plunger head onto the side of a baseball batting helmet?"
HSS - .....(made this sort of face----> o.O
........then said ........"Why would you want to do that???"
answer is - cause I love this goof-ball and he wanted to be Larry Boy for Halloween!
And you can't have a cucumber without a tomato.
Baby Herbit was Bob.
He was thrilled, as you can see.